What am I?

Today we were sitting at Taco Cabana eating dinner.  Connor looked at me and asked, "Mom, what am I?"  I said, "What do you mean what are you?"  He replies "Am I Mexican?" (Insert picture of blond haired, blue eyed son here) 

"No, Connor, you are not Mexican."

Only one kid

This afternoon we were sitting on the couch, watching TV and some show with twins came on.   Elaina said to me "I hope when I grow up I don't have two kids"  I giggled, and said "Why?"  she smiled and said "'Cause I don't want to do all that work.  I only want one at a time."

Rainbow underpants

While driving in the car, out of no where, Elaina spouts, "Mom, it takes a real man to wear rainbow underpants."